Very Important Questions About Pokemon

• ‪Shazz‬: (okay how is it that only in the second game
• ‪Rachel‬: :"o
• Shazz: is anyone realising
• Shazz: that pokemon lay eggs)
• Rachel: fdsfghjk;l
• ‪Shazz: ‬ like
• Shazz: this pokemon professor is super surprised
• ‪Rachel‬: Oak : I'VE STUDIED THEM FOR YEEEEEEEARS
• ‪Shazz: ‬ EXACTLY
• ‪Rachel‬: Oak : But their breeding habits
• Rachel: Oak : remain
• ‪Shazz: ‬ HOW HAS OAK NOT NOTICED THIS
• ‪Rachel‬: Oak : eluuuusiiiiive +___+
• Shazz: HOW IS THERE A WHOLE BRANCH OF STUDY DEDICATED TO POKEMON
• ‪Shazz: ‬ IN A WORLD THAT IS OBSESSED WITH POKEMON FOR SOME REASON
• ‪Rachel‬: YEAH NO I DUNNO MAN maybe it's a new uh
• ‪Shazz: ‬ and nobody has noticed
• Shazz: that pokemon hatch
• ‪Rachel‬: evolutionary development
• ‪Shazz: ‬ what like
• Shazz: they didn't lay eggs before
• ‪Rachel‬: yeah
• Rachel: shushthistotallymakessense
• ‪Shazz: ‬ wait
• ‪Shazz: ‬ evolutionary development
• ‪Rachel‬: ..........
• Rachel: HA
• ‪Shazz: ‬ do pokemon evolve the normal way?
• ‪Rachel‬: HAHA
• ‪Shazz: ‬ like
• ‪Rachel‬: yeah idek man
• ‪Shazz: ‬ through random mutation
• ‪Rachel‬: okay see
• Shazz: and natural selection
• ‪Rachel‬: let's not even discuss pokemon and mutation in the same sentence
• Rachel: *casually looks at miltank*
• ‪Shazz: ‬ like
• Shazz: is kabuto an evolutionary ancestor of shellder
• ‪Rachel‬: okay see that would be kinda awesome actually
• Rachel: aerodactyl is an ancestor of Charizard maybe?
• ‪Shazz: ‬ I'd believe it man
• ‪Rachel‬: or pidgey, maybe.
• Rachel: pfffffff
• Rachel: aerodactyl and pidgeot
• Rachel: I am now picturing them side by side like "8["
• ‪Shazz: ‬ or pidgeot and charizard share a common ancestor in aerodactyl
• ‪Rachel‬: THIS
• Rachel: *points*
• ‪Shazz: ‬ so like
• Shazz: if normal evolution is a thing
• Shazz: then
• Shazz: what do they call it in the pokemon world
• ‪Rachel‬: man maybe there's like, tons and tons of other fossils and nobody knows what they are is all
• Rachel: oh huh
• ‪Shazz: ‬ because obviously they do not call it evolution
• Shazz: evolution is what pokemon do when they become powerful and change form
• ‪Rachel‬: or else everyone would be confused forever
• Rachel: morphant development?
• Rachel: ignoring the fact that morphant sounds like a pokemon in and of itself