Our online D&D sessions are obviously always on topic and serious business

• Rachel (our DM): So you hit him in the back and he slumps forward, almost falling on Fuu, making a noise like a sad, horrible bear.
• Noelle: I'm… I'm sorry Rachel
• Rachel: : Hm? xDDDDDDDDDD
• Noelle: "sad, horrible bear"
• Rachel: : for what?
• Noelle: is just
• Rachel: : OKAY I DON'T
• Rachel: : KNOW HOW TO DESCRIBE LIKE
• Noelle: the funniest thing I have ever read
• Rachel: : you know that noise
• Rachel: : that
• Shazzbaa: : XDDDDDDDDDD
• Noelle: MUUHHHH
• Rachel: : the cave troll makes
• Shazzbaa: : I'm hearing like
• Shazzbaa: : a Big Daddy?
• Zim: ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
• Shazzbaa: : for some reasona;lsdfas;elkjfl'wkcnvaerjigj4f
• Rachel: : in thegjakl;gkldh;lkghad;kja;kghsdlk;agasdhjla;sjdk
• Rachel: : hg;klajdsa;lksdjdg;sldf
• Rachel: : *DYING*
• Noelle: I'm hearing the bear from Boxer Hockey
• Zim: ʕ◕ᴥ◕ʔ
• Rachel: : NUHHHHHH
• Noelle: NUHHHHH
• Shazzbaa: : DYING BRB
• Noelle: REMEMBER WE LOVE YOU VERY MUCH
• Shazzbaa: : XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
• Rachel: : no but like, seriously, right before Legolas kills it. THAT IS THE NOISE I AM LIKE
• Noelle: *can of nickles*
• Rachel: : TRYING TO DESCRIBE
• Rachel: : BUT
• Rachel: : ITS
• Shazzbaa: : ZIM KILLED ME
• Noelle: NUHHHHHH
• Rachel: : IT'S NOT WORKING OUT SO WELL THUS FAR
• Noelle: I am not sorry for pointing that out
• Shazzbaa: : I'M SORRY I WAS GONNA GO WITH IT BUT THEN ZIM KILLED ME
• Zim: uguu
• Zim: ʕ≧ᴥ≦ʔ
• Shazzbaa: : I CAN'T EVEN HANDLE THAT STUPID BEA;lkjsdkl;fajsel;kfjasel
• Shazzbaa: : NO WHY
• Shazzbaa: : WHY CAN YOU MAKE THAT FACE NO
• Steph: AUGH
• Steph: AUGH
• Steph: I COME BACK
• Steph: THIS IS THERE
• Steph: THAT'S SO CUTE
• Shazzbaa: : XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
• Steph: AUUUGH
• Shazzbaa: : *can't breathe*
• Rachel: : XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
• Steph: GODDAMIT
• Steph: I WILL GO TO SLEEP
• Steph: WITH THAT IN MY BRAIN
• Rachel: : I KAN'T BREETH
• Steph: AND I WILL SLEEP SO SOUNDLY
• Zim: *LOLING*
• Steph: BECAUSE I WILL HAVE SUCH PLEASANT THOUGHTS
• Steph: AS I DRIFT OFF
• Steph: THAT IS WHAT THAT BEAR DOES
• Steph: IT GIVES ME AWESOME PLEASANT CANDY DREAMS
• Steph: AND I BLAME YOU.
• Steph: GEEZE.
• Zim: ʕ^ᴥ^ʔ
• Steph: ngkjdang
• Steph: gmdkfang
• Steph: gfdnakjgn
• Steph: DAMMIT
• Rachel: : ....you did *not.*
• Zim: LOL
• Zim: LOL
• Zim: LOL
• Zim: LOL
• Zim: LOL